$100 dalars means $100, not a penny less!

Mr. and Mrs. Robert often went to visit a private airport.
After seeing Beautiful, small planes at the airport Mr. Robert Occasionally said to his wife, "If we had a day of sightseeing in a plane..!  Mrs. Robert prevail. ' Are You Mad! 100 dollars for one of those flying. $100 dalars means $100, not a penny less!

One day, two days, three days ... It was the same day and same things for Mr. and Mrs. Rabart ... $100 dalars means $100, not a penny less!

One of the pilots was kind to them. He said, 'I can do to turn the sky but there is a condition for free of charge. You will not be able to make a sound any different. If not, then you have to pay 100 dollars. $100 dalars means $100, not a penny less!

The Aeronautic fly the aircraft in the sky with Mr. and Mrs. Robert. The Aeronautic try to frighten them several times in the sky. The Aeronautic fly the aircraft aerial somersault, play, very close to the ground and ran through, gave a fierce shake. Not tum behind herself.

Aeronautic come down and said, "How could you?"

Robert said, "When my wife fell out of the window, then I thought to talk once. But I'm struck speechless. If I open the mouth, I've to give $100! And you know, that means $ 100 100 dalarai, not a penny less!

I'm Cutting The Wood...

Into the mental hospital, doctors had the morning visit to know about Patients.
When doctor Enter the 1st room in the hall he see, a mad sitting on the ground and cutting something very carefully. Other one tied his leg to a wooden roof and hanging upside-down!

Former physician asked to 1st one: 
Doc: What are you doing?
Mad: Why??? you can't see??? I'm cutting the wood!
Doc: Ooh, you are cutting wood, that's good.

Doctor showed him the other one in the house and ask,
Doc: But why he hangs on the roof doing the opposite?
Mad: What else, he actually thinks a bulb himself.

The doctor was worried and tell:
Doc: but he has come all the blood of the head, it is a terrible thing!!! You are seeing this being his friend!!! To save him, you are not trying to do something!!!

Mad: Smiling by showing his first teeth, Oh hO... Are you Mad??? If i bring him down, every will be darkened! Then how could i cut the wood?

Love at winter night

My Girlfriend call me at Night 12:32 and said,

SHE: Darling my heart is wishing to see you too much. Will you came to me for a few time?
ME: Now?!?!?! Come on baby. It's too Night. I will come tomorrow.
SHE: Noooo, you have come right now, I am waiting to see you through the window. You have to come with in 10 minutes and she disconnect the phone.

Then I will be trances..... last 9 Days of this winter, I do not bathe for stare of coldness. Now that, I have to sacrifice the comfort of blanket?
I fell silent, start meditate and meditating....
Oh Love... you can't go back... winter Isolated name for fear of the back... Boyfriend so much fear They have... go ahead boy, go ahead....

With a jump, I went down from the bed, Who are the heroes behind winter.
Mind Saying, "You have to do it boy, You can do it"...

In front of my Sweetheart's home, i looked around Quietly... When I get in through the gate, Then the mad dog started ghewow ghewow ghewow...... I was racing with the dog, the dog run behind me.... running running & running...
I will try to Speed up and running in the dark and I fail the brakes
and falls in Abul uncle's pond. Bit After hiding in the pond, I experienced that, The dog have been unable to catch me, and the dog has returned.

I'm Coming up Gradually from the pond... Then Another problem I feel... My 60 kg's body is make over 85kg.... :o
Jacket, Jeans Pants and shoes are fulfill with water. On anger head, I abandonment the jacket which is purchased at 3095$ in the Ditch of Abul Uncle and come back at home.

The mind say -"It doesn't matter boy... You can't see your moon-faced girlfriend, so what??? After all you take a Bath after 9 day's & You're free for bath on next 9 day's...